A day will come when the world will
celebrate
your name,
your fame,
your personality and
your views.
But April Fool comes once in a year and
that your day.
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Tu thi paas tab tha ek bahana jeene ka,
Ab tu nahi to is jeendegi ko bhi khair jeena kya!
Ab to teri yadon mein hi hai mashgul hum,..
..Khair woh baat alag ki har lamho mein bante hai april fool hum
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I want to give you a good news
I'm going To USA...
I got the job in Microsoft
Don't Worry the Flight Is after 01 Days.
Surprised?
After 01 Days Is 1st April, You Are 1st Fool Of 2012 IN ADVANCE.
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Gulab Ka FOOL bago me khil raha hai,
Chameli ka FOOL chaman me mahek raha hai,
Kamal ka FOOL pani me tair raha hai,
Aur APRIL ka FOOL mera sms padh raha hai.
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Kya Aap ne suna hai..?
BBC per
CNN per
IBN7 per
AAJTAK per
GEO per
nahi suna..!
Radio FM per toh suna ho ga..!
Agar phir bhi nahi suna toh ab padh loo..
Today is a April Fool and 1 F(O_O)L is reading this msg Very carefully
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Today if anyone praises you for your beauty, personality, style or attitude,
Just kick him� How dare he fool you before April 1st?
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Dost Pathan se
APRIL FOOL manaya?
Pathan: Han
Dost: kis k saath?
Pathan: Bv k sath!
hum ne 3 bar talaq dia
jab wo rone laga to Hum bola
APRIL FOOL
APRIL FOOL�
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We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends?
cuz i like u very much. will u be my partner to rob a bank?
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When u feel lonely n alone & canot see any one around u,the world seems to b fading away,com along wit me I will talk u to an eye specialist.
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Amazing six facts:
1.90% of people in Myanmar don't drink milk
2.Snake's vision is up to 5 kilometer.
3.A man can touch sun if his body is completely surrounded by mercury.
4.No twins have been born til now in Greenland.
5.zebra doesn't have liver.
.
.
.
.
6.All the details are False.
Thanks For Beleiving Me For A While.
April Fool..
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Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.
It's on 1st of April. Surprised?
.
.
.
Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.
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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere.
april fool ...
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When things go wrong
When sadness fills your heart
When tears flow in your eyes
Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.
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I Miss u a Lot Dear....
SENDER:
Karina Kapoor
+919542496632
Message centre:
+919540099996
" Don't get excited. She sent It to me."
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If ever in your life you are very sad and feel that you have lost everything,
I'll come, hold your hand, take you for walk on a bridge and show you where to jump from.
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I want you to be witt me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner & say those 3 sweet word to you.
Pay The Bill !!!!
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True love is like a pillow, you can hug when you are in trouble,
You can cry when you are in pain & you can embrace when you are happy.
So when you need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.
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A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its to late dont try to change ur finger! Catch another fool!
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Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
for Me in your Heart!!
I May come there any time!
your's Faithfully,
"HeArT aTtAcK"
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Khud ki bekhudi me jo justju hoti hai
Wo hamary qasdan ki guftgu hoti hai.
Mere jamaal se tumhara khumar chala jayega
Aur ye Scrap tumko kabhi bhi samajh nahi ayega.
Apun asay hi.
APRIL FOOL banyga.
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The Day Has Come....
When the whole world is CELEBRETING....
Your NAME.
Your FAME.
Your PERSONALITY.
Your THOUGHS.
Your VIEWS.
After all it's your
day.......
Fools Day !!!.
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If today any one talks & praises you for your
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude
kick them off.
How dare they fool you before april 1st.
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FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLWARI main
FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai
you are the most
BEAUTIFOOL
WONDERFOOL
and ColorFOOL
amngst all FOOL's
HAPPY APRIL FOOL's DAY
HAPPY APRIL FOOL -
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please call me urgent..
janab msg to pura padh liya kro. pata nhi kon pahle april fool bana de.
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Fool tumhe bheja hai sms me
jara khol kr to dekhiye...
dikha kya???
nahi dikha na???
are fool ye april ka fool ha jo tumhe fool bana gaya
hehehe
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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat
to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat
for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat!
Now read it without the word cat.
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Dost Pathan se
APRIL FOOL manaya?
Pathan: Han
Dost:kis k saath?
Pathan:Bv k sath!
hum ne 3 bar talaq dia
jab wo rone laga to hum bola
APRIL FOOL
APRIL FOOL..!
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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere.
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I am your girlfriend:
Smart
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excellent.
Romantic.
Haina????
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R.
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When I call u:
1 ring means : I am missing yoU
2 ring means : I like u
3 ring means : I am thinking of u
4 ring means : I need u
5 ring means : Idiot pick up the phone.
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Fact1: U can not touch
your lower lip with ur tounge
Fact2: After reading this
99/100 idiots would try it.
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The time since I have met you
i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars.
So if you dont mind..
Can I sell you?
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Plz call me
its urgent
Ek accident ho gaya ha
.
.
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye
Plz manna mat karna
.
.
Warna
.
.
GADHA mar jayega..
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If today anyone talks & admires u 4 ur -good looks -nature -style -attitude, Kick him/her off. How dare he/she fool u before april 1st.
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Agr Ap ko koi kahe k Aap "Khubsoorat" "SMART" or "GENIOUS" Ho To rakh k moun pe thapr dena Or kehna Bad_Tameez! "MUSLIMAAN" APRIL FOOL nahe mnaty ;->
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Hey U Know, Which is the best day to propose a girl.. 1st April.. U Know Why ??? If she accepts den its your luck, otherwise just tell her April Foooooll.
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Hello, I am a virus and I am entering in your brain right nowSorry I have to leave, because I can't find a brain. Happy April fool Day.... Plz open this after 1 day at thursday. . . . . . I know u can't wait. So Congratz. U r d 1st FOOL. April Fool in Advance
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I want you to know that you are very important to me, It�s not possible for me to live without you even for a second! You are my life & I can feel you everywhere. Don�t mind, I was talking about Oxygen
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Happy April fools day to everybody! Hope you guys would have to be a big fool on this day with wonderful weekend!
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The difference between genius & fool is that mastermind has limits fool has no limits.
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